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Blasphemy 101: Santa Ditches Magic, Replaces It With iPhone 4S

Hmm, he has flying reindeer, an army of elves, cloaking devices, and tons of other magical items–but he needs an iPhone 4S and Siri to figure out what the weather is… in Cleveland? Come on, it’s Christmas Eve in Northeast Ohio, it’s probably cold and snowy. Sigh, the iPhone 4S is magical, we get it Apple. Seriously though, this is a good ad.

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