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Starhawk Pre-Order Bonuses Trailer

Starhawk comes out in three days, but you may still be able to pre-order it if you go to GameStop and throw your money on the counter, and then smack the clerk and yell “Take my money you twisted S.O.B.!” Okay, don’t do that unless you like sleeping next to a guy named Ice Pick. I’m buying Starhawk, but I probably won’t get around to finishing it any time soon.

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